and she's not even pretty!

neon-loneliness:

mockturtletale:

I see he’s traded his chair in for a chaise longue!!!!! He’s really going places. Moving up in the world. Taking his talents to dizzying new heights. Keep fighting the good fight, my little man. Keep doing you. 

and people say they don’t understand why I want a gecko.

I had a gecko. They’re crotchety unfun animals.

(Source: seemedfine, via doesntlivehereanymore)

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