- My left hand is so swollen I can’t wear my wedding ring.
- It’s making me type like this:

- I’m supposed to start a new IV soon that has the side effects of nausea and “extreme fatigue”. They happen to pretty much everyone. So I’m afraid. I should probably stock up on toast, pastina, and smoothie stuffs. What I want to do is feast before starting it and have thousands of sandwiches but we’re broke as shit.
- And with all this, I’m trying to plan a mini party for husband’s upcoming birthday. With a contingency plan of oh god, what if I’m dead by then?
- What is wrong with me?