Well I do declare, Mr Beauregard!

The real thisbodysfabric.

motivatedslacker asked: I really liked that owl gif, so I posted it, and now that post has gone crazy. Your owl gif is getting famous. Just thought you should know.

I don’t even know how to resize things let alone make them. KEEP THIEVERY ALIVE, INTERNET!

vegansaurus:

You guys, another word on Mexican food since I’m an expert. I pretty much will do anything for a taquito. You know how some people still have nightmares about the things they’ve done for a Klondike Bar? I’m like that, but with delicious taquitos! SO, do you all remember those big plastic bags of taquitos they (used to?) sell at Costco? They were roughly the size of a 60-gallon Hefty and filled with delicious frozen taquitos? I basically lived off those and microwaved Steak-ums throughout middle school. I would love to meet other people who survived the same culinary upbringing and talk about how we still have the use of our eyes and didn’t die of Scruvy and shit.
Anyway, these taquitos are from VegWeb, although I prefer this recipe! There’s also a recipe for POTATO SOYRIZO TAQUITOS that looks to be the bomb! Oh, snap! Check out these Jackfruit Carnitas Taquitos!! If you’re too lazy to make them, three things. 1) Be my friend, 2) ALWAYS REMEMBER TAQUITO TUESDAY, and 3) you can buy those Starlite ones at Whole Foods at Rainbow Grocery and they taste JUST like the garbage bag taquitos from Costco. Praise be!

You guys, another word on Mexican food since I’m an expert. I pretty much will do anything for a taquito. You know how some people still have nightmares about the things they’ve done for a Klondike Bar? I’m like that, but with delicious taquitos! SO, do you all remember those big plastic bags of taquitos they (used to?) sell at Costco? They were roughly the size of a 60-gallon Hefty and filled with delicious frozen taquitos? I basically lived off those and microwaved Steak-ums throughout middle school. I would love to meet other people who survived the same culinary upbringing and talk about how we still have the use of our eyes and didn’t die of Scruvy and shit.

Anyway, these taquitos are from VegWeb, although I prefer this recipe! There’s also a recipe for POTATO SOYRIZO TAQUITOS that looks to be the bomb! Oh, snap! Check out these Jackfruit Carnitas Taquitos!! If you’re too lazy to make them, three things. 1) Be my friend, 2) ALWAYS REMEMBER TAQUITO TUESDAY, and 3) you can buy those Starlite ones at Whole Foods at Rainbow Grocery and they taste JUST like the garbage bag taquitos from Costco. Praise be!

I would kill any and everything for a non-leather version of the skates on the right.

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I’m shy

stepsolightly:

I really like all the people I follow. But I’m too shy to talk to them. :( So I’m not trying to be a creepy person and just reblog and like without talking to you. I just don’t know what to say, lol. You’re all cool people?

I feel that.

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taniada:

teallikethecolor:

bookling:

encoreman:

THIS.

Wow, those are so not the same thing. Plus the depiction of the man doing way more work (lifting 80 pounds versus the woman’s 2 pounds) is sexist in itself. It implies that women can’t or won’t do the same amount of work, and want to get paid for something they didn’t do/don’t deserve. That’s insulting.

lolol, I admire the accuracy of this comic. It’s really that simple, y’all. It really, really is.

Also:
#maybe you should google feminism or something
^ this forever.

Why shouldn’t he pay? I’m not getting paid as much when I go to work.

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curliestofcrowns replied to your post: curliestofcrowns replied to…

YES SWAIM 4EVA

To show my love for Michael Swaim I would do filthy filthy things to him.

ONCE AGAIN, I must repeat this: blogs with autoplaying music are the worst things to ever exist.

thetemerity:

thisbodysfabric:

attackshipsonfire:

If your blog has autoplaying music I hope you hate yourself. I hope Shaq comes to your house at night and gives you the old blanket party. I hope you are forced to move to Wyoming for a job as a poop sorter. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

I must continue to repeat this because they still fucking exist and nothing makes me want to track someone down and steal their happiness than autoplaying music.

I don’t understand the point of autoplaying music. And I don’t like it.

If your blog has autoplaying music, I will never ever follow you, and I’m not sorry.

…I don’t even know how to make autoplaying music happen. So I’m extremely lucky we’re all in agreeance on hating it then.

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teallikethecolor:

emilyswash:

The latest addition to the eco-friendly market is the Live Moss Carpet– a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath. Designed by La Chanh Nguyen, the base of the moss is made from decay-free foam called plastazote which prevents dangerous mold and other equally-nasty minuscule lifeforms. There are three types of low maintenance moss –ball moss,island moss, and forest moss– within each foam cell. The humidity within your bathroom and those few water droplets are all that’s needed to keep your little moss garden sprouting all year round.

i just can’t even imagine how fast my cat would eat that and then barf it everywhere.

I’d like this, but yeah, the cat barf.